I am currently 1,062,803,582 seconds old...

This Birthday Calculator is too fun! Put in your birthdate and it gives you all sorts of neat facts.

According to the page:

My date of conception was on or about 27 December 1971 which was a Monday.

I am 4.81409001956947 years old, in dog years.

The number of candles on my next birthday cake (which will be lit in 118 days) will boil 3.89 US ounces of water

The moon was waxing gibbous when I was born.

Cool. Much better than those fake birthday newspapers you can buy at the Fair.