Tuesday, April 22, 2003

[Frantically] "Meow, meow, meow," [flop]. "Meow, meow, meow," [flop]. Oh look, it's the new I'm-literally-dying-of-hunger-while-you-take-your-sweet-ass-time-braiding-your-hair interpretive dance. Hee.

Saturday, April 19, 2003

Ah! What a great weekend. And you know why? Because I didn't do a blessed thing!

Woke up around 8am, decided I wanted to sleep in some more, so I pulled the covers back up and didn't wake up until 1145am. Whoops! But it is Saturday, so that's okay!

Decided that today I would clean the bathroom. Nope, didn't get to it. I think it is mentally controlling me somehow, like I forget that it is even there until I need to pee. Hmm.

Decided that I would back up the computer, so that I could reinstall Windoze, because my computer has told my monitor that it can slack off and only show 32 colors. Didn't get to that either.

But I did balance my checkbook, get a cell phone, make goulash (Nebraskan, not Hungarian), and I am now sitting down to a late supper of fresh-baked biscuits and homemade sausage gravy. Yum!

I like weekends.

Saturday, April 05, 2003

Well, it is officially Spring, despite what the snow outside is telling me. I visited Nebraska this last weekend (Dad's retirement party) and it was in the high 60s to low 70s the entire time I was there. [sarcasm]Gods, I love the weather in the Midwest[/sarcasm].

Time to work on cleaning the bathroom today. I (well, Misha and Missy) use a natural, corncob-based kitty litter that turns into some sort of cement-like substance when damp and left to lie on the tile floor. I bought a putty knife for the express purpose of chiseling it up off of the floor. This will be followed by vacuuming, mopping, and resting from the exertions of cleaning. Boy, my weekends are fun.

I also need to do laundry, but that can wait until tomorrow. I returned from NE to find cat upchuck on a rug and on my bedspread. Anyone wanna tell me why my cats prefer to puke on everything except the easy to clean wood/tile floor? I must say, that my linens have never been so regularly cleaned before, though.