Oh god, I hurt so bad from laughing right now, and not being able to make a sound since I'm still at the library, "working" (hey, I leave in two minutes, give me a break). This "review" of natto is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. And I can't believe that my friend Shea wants to actually try this stuff someday. When his wife isn't at home. And when I can be on-call to take him to the hospital, if need be.