Thursday, September 06, 2007

Silly virtual men

I tend to get random IMs from people I have never met, never IM'd, and never would correspond with. Apparently, if you have boobs, you get these unsolicited please for attention. I've learned that it is best if I just ignore them and close the conversation window. I used to answer back, but then I got sent pictures of naked, hairy (or overly shaved) body parts, which I didn't particularly care for. And I'm too kind-hearted to let them know that I am laughing hysterically at them, so why bother responding?

Here's the text (so far) of today's "conversation":

>Hey beautiful
>Are u a mom?
>:-} HELLO

How sweet. Looks like he just wants to make sure that if we hook up, I a) have no kids that would interfere in our fun and b) I'm not deaf. Heh.

4 comments:

jenny bento said...

oh see i interpreted it as he WANTED to hook up with a mom....

Full Metal Lunchbox said...

Or maybe he just wants a babysitter (with boobs)

Kasia said...

I had one of these the other day. The dude opened with "Are you a dominatrix?". Charming.

Jenn/Yana said...

I just wonder what the rate of return is on IMs of that sort...