Wednesday, June 08, 2005

A few things I've learned in yoga class

  • Get there early, because the mats at the bottom of the bin smell like feet
  • Corpse-pose is a bit too realistic when done on a smelly mat (gag)
  • Wear a fairly snug top, because either
    • Your head will disappear down the neck of your t-shirt, turning a cat-pose into a turtle
    • Your too-big-for-you-now spaghetti-strap tank will let your boobs fall out at the most inopportune moment

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