A few things I've learned in yoga class

• Get there early, because the mats at the bottom of the bin smell like feet
• Corpse-pose is a bit too realistic when done on a smelly mat (gag)
• Wear a fairly snug top, because either
• Your head will disappear down the neck of your t-shirt, turning a cat-pose into a turtle
• Your too-big-for-you-now spaghetti-strap tank will let your boobs fall out at the most inopportune moment