Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Now I can have three tits if I want

I've written here about knitting before and breasts before, but this article combines them so perfectly!

From the article (if you can't figure it out from the context, the author is writing this post-mastectomy):

When I got home, I put on my new titty and bra and promptly broke into tears. The titty reminded me of raw liver, while the bra resembled the suspension system of my 1995 Volvo.

To cheer myself up, I rummaged through my stash looking for something luxurious to knit up. Then it hit me that I could knit myself a new titty; in fact, I had so much yarn I could knit myself a different titty for every day of the week, month, year!

2 comments:

Brandy said...

THAT LINK MADE MY DAY!

Yana/Jenn said...

Wasn't it great! Must make some. Too bad I'm not a faster knitter, or I'd make some for a Halloween costume.