They call me "the Hammer"

Well, my alter ego apparently has a thing for eyeballs. How I manage to dig them out using a sledgehammer, I think I'll leave up to the imagination.

Prickly Pear People Iced: Thirty Nine Car Bombs Planted: None. Pathetic. Favorite Weapon Sledge Hammer Arms Broken: One Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four Tongues Cut Off: One Biggest Enemy: The Arm Breaker Get Your HITMAN Name

And the really weird thing? At work I actually *do* threaten my student-workers with an encounter with a hammer if they don't check cases for DVDs before shelving them.