In honor of tomorrow's holiday (and before I forget), I offer this classic: Peep Research: a study of small fluffy creatures and library usage. It illustrates many of the daily problems we have at the Undergrad Library.
Like students, the Peeps have failed to used the Print Preview command before printing pages from an obviously large website.
Under the category of "inappropriate behavior":
Food: The photograph above illustrates that Peeps are just as likely to eat snacks in the library as are college students. It should also be noted that the Peeps attempted to finish their candy as quickly as possible when they became aware of the presence of library staff in the area.
Well, at least none of my patrons have guillotined themselves on the papercutter. Yet.