Guilty Pleasures

Things I only eat once in a great while and only when I feel the mood upon me. Honest.

Saltines smeared with real butter

Peanut butter and bacon sandwiches, with the bread toasted

A spoon of white sugar, topped with lemon juice

Sugar cubes [crunch, crunch, crunch]

Corn-on-the-cob, spread with mayonaise, sprinkled with seasoning salt, ala-Chicago street food

Doritos topped with shredded cheese and then microwaved (trailer trash nachos)

Doritos dipped in warmed-up cream cheese and salsa (just-moved-out-of-the-trailer-park nachos)

Canned spaghetti-Os with meatballs

And now I will go and make myself a healthy snack and avoid eating any of the above things. What guilty food choices do *you* make?